Six Simple Steps to Successful Stone Colding
1.) call For 'EM
Great moments in history start with a signature hand gesture (the Declaration of Independence, Babe Ruth's Homer, The Whip).
Stone Colding Cancer is no different.
2.) Catch 'EM
You're a human highlight factory with feathery hands that would make Odell Beckham Jr. 50 shades of jealous. Snatch your bevies out of mid air with pure style and grace.
3.) CRACK 'EM
Akin to administering the Hammer of Thor, popping the tops should announce a seismic rally cry to all civilians within a 50 mile radius.
4.) Clap 'EM
EMPHATICALLY. SMASH. BEVERAGES. TOGETHER. Watch hordes of onlookers become your frenzied fans.
5.) CRUSH 'EM
Almost there. Pour the remaining ounces of golden good good all over your face.
6.) Call Someone Out
Film your Stone Cold, slap a #stonecoldcancer on there, and call out a couple of buddies to kick the crap of cancer. If they can't do the damn thing direct them straight to the donate button. Now give me a HELL YEAH.